Declarations of a King: Baby Dating Profile

Name: Rowan
Nicknames: Row, Rowboat, Pumpkin Head

I am a bit of a foodie. I like to appreciate my food in an almost silent atmosphere to allow a greater appreciation of the subtle flavors found in milk. Sound distracts my fine tuned taste buds. I also believe nothing tastes quite as divine as my own hands and feet.

I enjoy long walks around the neighborhood and know how to drive stroller shift.

I work out everyday and can lift my large head to about 90 degrees. I also try to stand for about 5 hours everyday to strengthen my quads and glutes. My philosophy is if you don't use it, you'll lose it.

If I had to pick an all time favorite acitivity , it would probably be taking a bath. I am still figuring out how to avoid dumping water all over my face when I play with cups while bathing. My least favorite activity, is having to put on clothes. I have actively been seeking a community that allows me to be free from the societal pressure to wear clothing.

Even though some of my friends theorize that I pull out other people's hair from an underlying insecurity that I am bald, it's not entirely true. I think a good strand or two of hair can really spice up a snack of fists.

I still live with my parents, but only because they need so much help. I have even started to sleep way closer to them than before just in case they need something in the middle of the night.

Speaking of sleep, I believe you can accomplish so much more in life if you skip out on sleep. I am a doer and how much can you really get done if you sleep longer than 45 minutes at a time?

I love girls! I have a few close guy friends (my dad, my two grandpas), but I generally prefer to hang out with the opposite sex.

I could play all day if I didn't have so many other responsibilities (eating, napping, being forced to wear clothes). I believe anything can be a toy from a string of Halloween lights to my moms hand. I know every rock and tree and creature has the purpose to be played with by me.

I've been told I am a bit of an extrovert. I enjoy watching people and especially love being around those of my same age group - especially girls. Girls are the best.

Though my dad is definitely a favorite, I just can't be without my mom. If she leaves the room for just five minutes to use the bathroom, a rabid pack of wolves will probably try to eat me in her absence. I've heard chicks really dig guys who love their moms so I guess you can really dig me baby chicks.

I Have recently discovered a love for reading and gnawing on books. My current favorites are "Brown Bear, Brown Bear" and " Where's Baby's Belly Button". The profound meaning found in "Where's Baby's Belly Button" gets me every time. Every. Single. Time.

I've heard my best feature is my heart melting smile. I actually get compliments pretty much everyday about absolutely every part of myself (mostly from my parents-they are just so grateful I am around to take care of them) . It's almost tiring to hear how cute I am every single second of every single day, but that's what someone with a face like mine has to learn to live with.

Looking for:

My ideal match would be someone who didn't try and distract me while I am eating. I want a free spirit who believes that all things can and should be shared and jointly slobbered on. My perfect match would have plenty of hair who doesn't mind letting me take the occasionally fistful. I also want someone who can accept me for who I am; a person who from time to time will manage to soil themselves all the way down into their socks. If you think we could make this thing called love work, message me ASAP.

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